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Tent Job 

The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent
Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'
Tent Job by LiDsY October 23, 2012
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Tent Job 

When a pitched tent (erect penis inside a pair of pants)

is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
Wow that was a nice surprise that stripper threw in a free Tent Job.

Whats that?

She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on

Oh did ya cum

Nope you cant really fuck like that
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The art of receiving either a handjob or blowjob whilst camping or another tent related activity .
girl: do you want me to give you a blowjob
boy: Hell No! i wanna get myself a tentjob
Tentjob by ragestryke October 16, 2009
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