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The amount of time spent on the joint in order to become a fucking pussy
Nishikiyama: Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
Ten years by Ten year joint guy October 16, 2024

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years 

When some says you cant do something cause your weak you say" Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years"
this pound of bricks is way to heavy for you bruh

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

Taking ten years

Sarcastic phrase to express frustration by one person toward another taking an inordinate amount of time to complete a task.
Holy shit, Bill is taking ten years to propose to me!
Taking ten years by Phantom856 September 24, 2026

It's been ten years daddy. 

When a dad goes to get milk and he never comes back :(
It's been ten years daddy.

feel the pain of ten thousand years

Getting totally fucked, Typically in the asshole.
Damn he really made me feel the pain of ten thousand years.

Me in ten freaking years 

At T.G.I. Friday’s getting a b.j. with that kid who played Kevin in home alone.
God. That will be me in Ten freaking years
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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