Temuism 

A belief where Temu is treated as a literal god and the best online store ever. Temuists practically worship Temu and buy random shit from it every day in order to please the Temu god and other Temuists. Temuism also states that the people that say that Temu is a scam will be heavily punished on Judgement Day. Most Temuists support forced labor, because that's one of the ways Temu manages to get such low prices.

Thomas: Hey Paul, why does Aaron love to shop endlessly at Temu and hiss at everyone that mentions other online stores like Amazon?
Paul: Oh, Aaron's just a devout believer in Temuism. Ever since he got that one Temu YouTube ad from his phone, he's been rambling about Temu to everyone like there's no tommorrow.
Aaron: Temuism is the truth, y'know! Oh and, if you insult Temu like that again, you'll be cursed with many, many horrible things.

Temuism by Some dumbass on the internet September 19, 2023

Tejuism 

Tejuism is a religion where the god TEJU (also known as TEJA). People of this religion pray to the almighty teju, anybody in other religions is in tejuism, all religion tie up to tejuism the supreme religion of the supreme god, it currently a booming religion with an amazing growth rate, the largest in the world, GOD is among you, in the form of TEJA

Oh almighty teju u are the greatest, go Tejuism, all hail TEJU.

Tejuism by GOD AM I October 18, 2009

Tejuism 

Tejuism (also known as Tejaism) is a new religion created for who-knows-whatever-reason(s). The one behind it all, claiming to be God, is actually a mortal among us, though whether he is capable of becoming God or not, we will never know. Likewise, the characteristics of Tejuism are unknown to the public; no one truly knows what Tejuians do and how to become one.

Person #1: Join Tejuism.

Person #2:
- NOOOOOOOOOOO :(
or
- huh?

Tejuism by thetruthhurtsIknow October 20, 2009