The function of committing sexual acts in a religious setting or building of any kind.

The verb is split into two parts Templ - ing. The first part can easily be changed to where ever this act occurred. I.E. Church-ing, Synagog-ing etc.

It can also be used singular or without the -ing.

Damn, i just templed her nice and hard!

How did you temple her?

When did you templed him?

Eww, why would you ever temple that piece of trash?

I love to temple!

My parents caught me while templing this really attractive girl at me sisters Bat Mitzvah.

Templing by XXXDJMANXXX October 18, 2011

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tempting the turtle

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.

1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.

tempting the turtle by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009

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Temping

Overcomplicating things
Replacing words to try and sound more intelligent

They are warmnice people with big hearts turns into "They're humid prepossessing Homo Sapeins with full sized aortic pumps" - Temping 2016

Temping by xiaolon December 7, 2016

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