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Telok Kurau Primary School

tkps is filled with xmms and xdds, got like two good class per level but those class also got students got student go na so like is it even good
we got a lot of foreign students also and half got so many relationships and tea if u know how to look for it

heard some students fuck when they’re like 11/12, like all ur dicks so small how to fuck sia
good students confirm also for r/s one, good classes got a lot of tea sia, like why so much drama
nadira is hot 🥵

k bye
Random kid 1: What primary school are you from?

Random kid 2: Tkps
Random kid 1: Tanjong Katong Primary School ah?
Random kid 2; UGH CHIBAI! IS TELOK KURAU PRIMARY SCHOOL WALAO EH! LEE KUAN YEW FROM MY SCHOOL YK OR NOT ⁉️
Random kid 1: oh chill bro ik now
*proceeds to pat random kid 2 on the back*

telok kurau primary school

telok kurau is now filled with minahs and xiaomeimei.cb got one minah 12 year old go date someone who look like 18 who goes fishing.chicken you think senior never go check check how our school is like now ah.then got p6 go take out shirt and show bra like got something to see.bro your tetek hor very de flat macam pancake you know.u dont show nehneh pok and think we dunno hor.anyways stan classes of 2020 and the past years after that cause we seniors all valid❓❓⁉️⁉️⁉️class of 2021 a bit siao hor.dont hate on our school thanks😁🙏
student of tkps:ya i go telok kurau primary school
friend:wah u so smart ah go tanjong katong primary
student:your father ah i go lee kuan yew school lah bodoh
person:chicken my father go take milk havent come back sia🥲🥲
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Telok Kurau Primary School

ok off the bat, we all looked like fucking smurfs in the head-to-toe bright blue uniform. like who the fuck tot it was a great idea to design a school uniform like this💀. i do rlly hope the uniform will change when eunos pri and tkps merge in 2022😀👍🏻 oso right, there only be 2 “good” classes per level but smh, most of them all go na nt 💀 like they not even gud sia except for the english teacher in 6 respect👍🏻👍🏻 oso right, the school dam small one and almost everyone had r/s. and funny how ppl don’t even know abt the school when it was Lee Kuan Yew’s primary school 💀💀 and ppl do be mistaking tkps for tanjong katong primary school
person 1: what school u from?
person 2: telok kurau primary school

person 1: what school? I NEVER HEARD OF IT LEH
person 2: EH HELLO U LIVING UNDER ROCK ISIT? ITS LEE KUAN YEW SCHOOL LEH

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