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telesology 

The study of how Teles thinks (the study of reason ( why y’all do what y’all do) )
U need to learn some Telesology fr
telesology by BIG TO 2TIMES December 8, 2023
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Telesology 

Teles study of how Teles thinks (the study of reason( what y’all do what y’all do) )
Y’all need to learn some Telesology
Telesology by BIG TO 2TIMES December 8, 2023
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tessology 

-Much like Scientology it captures people people with false beliefs and the belief in something more, which an never be found.
-A term used to describe an act in which brings people together to believe in complete bullshit.
-The followers use mob mentality to justify their actions.
-Although this does not cost you an obscene amount of money but it will cost you your soul...
2+2=5, see complete bullshit, much like Tessology.

teleological 

An interpretation of how ideas or things will naturally end despite how they may be influence .

An assumption of a thing's final outcome or purpose.

Everything ends whether it ends well or not.
John's teleological views of the 2016 presidential election, was condensed into the phrase, "Circus Shit".
teleological by Telosarse November 29, 2016

Teenology 

The science of dealing with teens and all of their issues, from an adult stand point.
Teen 1: Geez, that new counselor is horrible!

Teen 2: I know, he definitely has a degree in teenology.

Teen 1: When will they finally understand, that they don't understand!
Teenology by Little Jimmyphobe January 15, 2011
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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