telegenic 

A subject (generally a person) that is physically attractive or striking only from a distance. (prefix 'tele' meaning 'distance', 'from afar')

Looking good in the eyes of a far-sighted person.

Darren is not naturally photogenic but at least he is telegenic.

Girlfriend 1: "So you finally met up with that dude you have been flirting with for months on chat. How does he look??"
Girlfriend 2: "He was..ummm..telegenic. Can we talk about something else now?"

telegenic by hedkandigirl January 11, 2010

telepanic 

That feeling when you don't know where your phone is!

I was in a telepanic when I couldn't find my phone before my meeting.

telepanic by FireMetalMan June 6, 2016

thelegendchris 

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand TheLegendChris. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of biology most of the jokes will go over a typical player's head. There's also Chris' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike TheLegendChris truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Chris' existencial catchphrase "I am so much better," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chris' genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Chris tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Thelegendchris is so much better

thelegendchris by 101kfate January 19, 2019

telepenisis 

When two bros think of the same thing at the same time. (both having a penis)

"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.

telepenisis by jimmy big z August 10, 2017

Telemedicine

The use of telecommunication and digital technologies to provide healthcare remotely, often through video or phone consultations.

I had a telemedicine appointment with my doctor, it was convenient and saved me a trip to the clinic.

Telemedicine by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

telepenisis 

the ability to reach orgasm using only the mind with no physical touching of the penis

wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis

telepenisis by Chim April 21, 2007

telekenishish 

When two close friends have similar thoughts or coincidental telepathic-like situations occur.

*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"

telekenishish by thaartofdez August 7, 2006