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Someone who likes to fart on cock while it's inserted in their ass - see cockblaster
Damn that guy loves to tektro!
Tektro by SSam May 26, 2006
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Tektronix to the rescue 

What you say when faced with a proprietary closed-source hardware device such as the Creative Zen Mosaic MP3 player. Implies that someone with an oscilloscope/spectrum analyzer can tinker with the internal workings of a device and make it work more freely/open. Can also be replaced with 'Agilent to the rescue'.
Hipster:I'd like to get this iPod working in Linux, but it only works on MTP connection.
Guy in Red Hat:Tektronix to the rescue! Let's figure out the protocol.
To make programming blunders; mess up code
Oh man, your code is so Tekroned!
Tekron by Roofles September 7, 2003
Derived from tekken, when someone is KO'ed. So when somebody is knocked out by someone, drugs, alcohol or even fatigue they therefore get or perform the tekro.
Darren drank a bottle of whiskey then got the tekro.
tekro by atemponertimms August 17, 2008

tecromancy 

The art of bringing dead technology to life
Person 1: Check it out, I got Skyrim to run on Windows Vista.
Person 2: No way. That's some tecromancy right there.
Translated: “ the fucked one“
Meaning: universal word for anything like shit or fuck
Person 1:Dude, my mom died
Person 2: Tekkro, brother.

Person 1: Dude the 10/10 said yes to me
Person 2: Teeeekro!
Tekkro by Kasumigaoka March 11, 2022