Tekato

Tekato, also know as fox boi, is the king of the Tekato's council therefore, of all the existent Tekatos from other universes.

He is the biggest simp of the entire Tekatos Council and he guide the council to the conquest of new horizons

Bro you're really the biggest simp ever, even Tekato can't surpass you at being a simp

by manu26c April 7, 2020

Tekato

When your melinated and don't wash

You better get in the shower , you don't wanna be tekato.

by anonymous June 27, 2024

Tekato

When you're melinated and don't wash.

Not believing in washing your body.

I.e:
"You smell like tekato bruh"

"You better get in the shower, you don't wanna be tekato"

by FateDelivery July 2, 2024

teratophilia

The ability to see beauty in the unusual. Clinically described as a sexual fetish for deformed people, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. From Greek, teratos: monstrous, and phile: lover.

Teratophilia or true love, I'd bang Frankenstein's Monster six ways to Sunday.

by TeratoMarty January 1, 2007

tektonik

A dance craze/music subgenre popular in France, characterized by French dudes with mullets and 80's retro clothes flinging their arms to electrohouse music.

Francophile: Hé! Dansons le tektonik!
Normal person: What the hell are you talking about?

by jarsilver August 5, 2008

Takatori Failure

Trying to delete all traces of embarrassment after a feeble attempt at anonymously trolling others on Reddit.

I committed a Takatori Failure, I'm going to delete my history in this thread. Not--as you will no doubt assume--because I was wrong, but because I am embarrassed to have engaged with you over something so pointless.

by Takatori Himself May 8, 2013

tecato

A drug user. A person who can't control his life. He live for the drug. Commonly used to lazzy people and thief.

Look that tecato is stealing that store.

I give money to a tecato in a Old San Juan street.

by BoriAC August 8, 2006