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the og. the starter of it all. tekatom is the type of guy that u bow down to as soon as he is in ur presence. he is a king by nature
Jedi: Man Tekatom is so cool!! I wish I could be like him
Tekatom by willymynilly123 August 3, 2018
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teratoma 

Teratomas are pretty rare fucking tumors that may hold different types of tissue such as bone, teeth, muscle, and hair, basically like a mutated infant head. Thats fucking discusting... These fuck tards grow in ovaries, testicles, and tailbone, but also sometimes grow in the nervous system and abdomen. A teratoma may be cancerous or benign, depending on its structure.
fucktard1: Yo i have a teratoma in my dick
fucktard2: *passes out*
teratoma by smnv November 22, 2021
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Tekatokikuta

Greatest Call of Duty player to ever walk the face of the game and wield a sniper rifle. Usually seen a god when playing due to his sniping abilities. Gives off some sort of invisible aura that helps comrades play better due to his presence.
1)"Tekatokikuta is a crack shot with his ability with a sniper rifle and gains much respect from his fellow gamers as he walks by."
2)"I hate you and your sniper Tekatokikuta."
3)"Tekatokikuta, is the sniper the only thing you can shot and own with.
Tekatokikuta by Tekatokikuta March 31, 2009

teratoma 

something you should search and go on images to see. (it is not inappropriate, it's just graphic)
The gastrointestinal tract is an unusual site for teratomas to occur.
teratoma by theword_definer December 21, 2021
Tekato, also know as fox boi, is the king of the Tekato's council therefore, of all the existent Tekatos from other universes.

He is the biggest simp of the entire Tekatos Council and he guide the council to the conquest of new horizons
Bro you're really the biggest simp ever, even Tekato can't surpass you at being a simp
Tekato by manu26c April 7, 2020
When your melinated and don't wash
You better get in the shower , you don't wanna be tekato.
Tekato by anonymous June 27, 2024
When you're melinated and don't wash.
Not believing in washing your body.

I.e:
"You smell like tekato bruh"

"You better get in the shower, you don't wanna be tekato"
Tekato by FateDelivery July 2, 2024
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