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the act of having baby powder thrown on you while passed out drunk, OR having ur baseball locker fucked with, OR just simply having a prank pulled on you, OR just to simply get bitched

tejada got tejadad the other night at pagans house, and then he got teabagged...OR...hahahaha you just got tejadad!...OR...hey tejada, do u need milk for your locker?

tejadad by dyce dyce baby May 6, 2008

Words you can keep

tejada

going to a party and hooking up with one or more people, preferably drunk, while you are completely sober.

Sometimes the designated driver.

Guy at party: Dude look at Winnie! He's totally pulling a tejada right now.

Guy: are you pregaming tonight?
Aaron: Nope, I'm gonna try and pull a tejada tonight.
Guy: nice dude. That takes skill.

tejada by Tdiaryofajerk October 30, 2011

Alexander Tejada

A Hard Headed Person, Really Fucking Hot, But A Bit Of A Douche Bag.

Is A Sexy Beast Animal Thing Type Pokemon.

Alexander Tejada Is So Fucking Hott.
-Pow

Alexander Tejada by Paola Romero July 19, 2009

Marco Tejada

The toughest fucing dude alive. A Marco is so tough, that his dick skin is harder than the worlds strongest deadlifters hands. Oh and also, hes he coolest nigga alive. A Marco Tejada can only be a Tough Fucking Faggot if he drives a Lancer. The only person coming close enough to be as tough as him is if you drive a Yukon with a flow master.

Marco Tejada is so fucking tough, I just want to gargle his balls.

Marco Tejada by faxonlynoprinter September 2, 2018

Tejada MS

A school for bitches, they're all white and do drugs and think they're the shit. Nobody really likes them except themselves.

That kid from Tejada MS-
Stop we don't like them

Tejada MS by Jdbekbxh November 7, 2019

Daniel Tejada

A Micaela lover thinks about touching her, fingering her and having sex with her

Alex: Did Daniel Tejada just touch her aging and get wet
Javier: Ya he always gets wet when he sees her our sits next to her

Daniel Tejada by Javierisgay July 12, 2020

Jeana Tejada

A girl who is really cute and slow. You'll fall in love with her and her laugh. She's so adorable and breathtaking but will cause you mental disabilities.

Look its Jeana Tejada.

Jeana Tejada by xowowz October 11, 2020

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026