tejadad

the act of having baby powder thrown on you while passed out drunk, OR having ur baseball locker fucked with, OR just simply having a prank pulled on you, OR just to simply get bitched

tejada got tejadad the other night at pagans house, and then he got teabagged...OR...hahahaha you just got tejadad!...OR...hey tejada, do u need milk for your locker?

tejadad by dyce dyce baby May 6, 2008

tejada 

going to a party and hooking up with one or more people, preferably drunk, while you are completely sober.

Sometimes the designated driver.

Guy at party: Dude look at Winnie! He's totally pulling a tejada right now.

Guy: are you pregaming tonight?
Aaron: Nope, I'm gonna try and pull a tejada tonight.
Guy: nice dude. That takes skill.

tejada by Tdiaryofajerk October 30, 2011

Alexander Tejada 

A Hard Headed Person, Really Fucking Hot, But A Bit Of A Douche Bag.

Is A Sexy Beast Animal Thing Type Pokemon.

Alexander Tejada Is So Fucking Hott.
-Pow

Alexander Tejada by Paola Romero July 19, 2009

Marco Tejada 

The toughest fucing dude alive. A Marco is so tough, that his dick skin is harder than the worlds strongest deadlifters hands. Oh and also, hes he coolest nigga alive. A Marco Tejada can only be a Tough Fucking Faggot if he drives a Lancer. The only person coming close enough to be as tough as him is if you drive a Yukon with a flow master.

Marco Tejada is so fucking tough, I just want to gargle his balls.

Marco Tejada by faxonlynoprinter September 2, 2018

Tejada MS 

A school for bitches, they're all white and do drugs and think they're the shit. Nobody really likes them except themselves.

That kid from Tejada MS-
Stop we don't like them

Tejada MS by Jdbekbxh November 7, 2019

Daniel Tejada 

A Micaela lover thinks about touching her, fingering her and having sex with her

Alex: Did Daniel Tejada just touch her aging and get wet
Javier: Ya he always gets wet when he sees her our sits next to her

Daniel Tejada by Javierisgay July 12, 2020

Jeana Tejada

A girl who is really cute and slow. You'll fall in love with her and her laugh. She's so adorable and breathtaking but will cause you mental disabilities.

Look its Jeana Tejada.

Jeana Tejada by xowowz October 11, 2020