Teit
Teit by Nektarmann February 19, 2017
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Teit
A man of great strength. he is seen as attractive by all women, for his great penis. His penis will often be the length of an elephants trunk or longer. His looks resemble an angel, and his musclestructure is greater that that of Superman's.
Among vikings, the name was given to the best of their kind. Among others the great explorer/conqueror/king Teit Chefgaard, who was the founding father of the world.
Women will often go to great lengths to make love to men named Teit, and for good reason. It is a well known fact that if your name is Teit, you will perform amazing in bed. Not only due to his great penis, but also his understanding of the vagina.
Among vikings, the name was given to the best of their kind. Among others the great explorer/conqueror/king Teit Chefgaard, who was the founding father of the world.
Women will often go to great lengths to make love to men named Teit, and for good reason. It is a well known fact that if your name is Teit, you will perform amazing in bed. Not only due to his great penis, but also his understanding of the vagina.
"Damm! Look at that man. I bet his name is Teit"
"I met an amazing man last night. his name was Teit"
"I met an amazing man last night. his name was Teit"
Teit by A_real_man_not_Teit November 26, 2018
Related Words
teitur • Teit • Teitelbaum • teitelitarianism • teitge • Teitje • TEITMFA • Teito • teitter • Teitum
teitelitarianism
Teitelitarianism happens when the principal of a high school does not heed to the needs and requests of students, is closed to new ideas, and almost always sides with the administration. This principal is often mocked, such as by students shouting "Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"
Principal: Get out of the building! Party's over! I have work to do!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!
teitelitarianism by stuy '09 June 26, 2009
Teitje
Teitje by rollipolli April 4, 2010
Teitelbaum
A hilarious and very good looking individual with a rapidly receding hair line and a tendency towards sweating.
The comedian was hilarious, but was a total Teitelbaum on stage when he couldn't stop sweating underneath the spotlight!
Teitelbaum by Everyone_else January 4, 2012
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