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Teit 

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A man of great strength. he is seen as attractive by all women, for his great penis. His penis will often be the length of an elephants trunk or longer. His looks resemble an angel, and his musclestructure is greater that that of Superman's.

Among vikings, the name was given to the best of their kind. Among others the great explorer/conqueror/king Teit Chefgaard, who was the founding father of the world.

Women will often go to great lengths to make love to men named Teit, and for good reason. It is a well known fact that if your name is Teit, you will perform amazing in bed. Not only due to his great penis, but also his understanding of the vagina.
"Damm! Look at that man. I bet his name is Teit"

"I met an amazing man last night. his name was Teit"
Teit by A_real_man_not_Teit November 26, 2018
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teitelitarianism

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Teitelitarianism happens when the principal of a high school does not heed to the needs and requests of students, is closed to new ideas, and almost always sides with the administration. This principal is often mocked, such as by students shouting "Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"
Principal: Get out of the building! Party's over! I have work to do!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!
teitelitarianism by stuy '09 June 26, 2009

Teitur 

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Teitur is a male given name. In Old Norse the word means happy. In Modern Faroese, it is archaic but used as a male given name. It is often used for someone with a big penis and good looking
Teitur has a big dick
Teitur by Gnabula March 26, 2018

Teitje 

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a guy who's only gay on tuesdays, has tiny JUNK, no ass, annd is a bean!
duuude...today's TUESDAYY!! it's teitje time!!!
Teitje by rollipolli April 4, 2010

Teitelbaum 

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A hilarious and very good looking individual with a rapidly receding hair line and a tendency towards sweating.
The comedian was hilarious, but was a total Teitelbaum on stage when he couldn't stop sweating underneath the spotlight!
Teitelbaum by Everyone_else January 4, 2012

teitur 

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Usally a guy with a massive dick, it's very uncommon to see a guy named Teitur with a small penis.
A girl had sex with Teitur she told all her friends that he had a massive dick.
teitur by Sexattic February 3, 2017
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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