Teide

a mean bitch that doesn't care bout anyone is usually mean to a person at there school (D'Angelo) and makes fun of blind people and people that mess up with their grammar .

Teide is a total ass crack.

by www.urbandictionary.co October 30, 2019

Teide

Fit af no questions needed

Yeah she's such a Teide

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh October 2, 2020

El teide

Referencing the volcano "el teide".

When you take a bracelet made out of volcanic rocks from tenerife, put it in a girls asshole like anal beads and feeding her laxitives. After some time when you pull out the beads an eruption of diarrhea happens.

- Yesterday i pulled an "el teide" on Ashley
~ Really? No way!
- Yes, there was shit all over the bed

by Bobo jr. November 28, 2024

flatusidal tendencies

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Tenderfoot

American slang dating back to the time of the old west. It was used by people who were established in frontier towns to describe someone new, either to the area or the prevailing conditions; someone lacking experience and who was perhaps a little naive. Mildly disparaging but without any real malice it is still used occasionally to describe someone who is just starting out on their chosen career.

Despite having been to university, you’re still a tenderfoot when you start in the workplace.

by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Sweet tender

The really soft inner thigh meat close to a woman's vagina. Mostly on a nice thick soft woman..

My girl was wearing just a G-string and had her creamy legs open, and my hand was caressing her Sweet Tender.

by PokerPro June 10, 2013

Common Universal Natural Tendency

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014