Teetime

The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m.

"Come on, Lisa. I've got an early teetime."

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

long dark teatime of the soul

A sensation of an emotional void and pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, and the sensation of the impending Monday.
Coined by Douglas Adams in his 1982 book "Life, the Universe and Everything", and serving as the title for another of his books in 1988.
Synonymous with The Glenroes, and when exacerbated by a hangover - with the Sunday Scaries.

"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul."

- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything.

by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019

pepelaugh teatime

You use this combo when somebody dosnt realize the obvious

Person 1: Bro what even is that?
Person 2: Pepelaugh TeaTime oh no no

by Pepelaugh TeaTime November 8, 2020

long dark teatime of the soul

Spiritual and physical void found at the centre of the Sunday Weekly Galaxy in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams. Used as the title of Adams's second Dirk Gently novel. At its worst in boarding school. Trust me.

Sorry, but between that crappy lunch and the next crappy dinner, I'm currently experiencing a long dark teatime of the soul.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

textimental

When you are touched by, enjoy or are perplexed by a text that you think about it for so long you forget to reply.

Joe: Hey Jill, did you get that text I sent you last week where I professed my love for you?
Jill: Yeah, that was sweet. Didn't I already reply?! Must have gotten textimental.

by Trizla July 8, 2016

Teetie

An word for breast commonly used in souther russia

dude that one chicks teetie was bigger than the other

by banana dildo March 30, 2015

tentimesten

"Tentimesten-" A prefix added to a word to amplify its potency a hundredfold. Very powerful, only to be used in extreme cases, dangerous when in the wrong hands.

"Tentimestengay"
"Tentimestenlame"

by Fetorpse August 15, 2003