Ted Bagel Share definition Flag To shit in a girl's pussy after completing intercourse; i.e. topping her bagel. Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off. Ted Bagel by Sea Shell Sally April 11, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Ted Bagel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch