Techzheimer's

A gradual decline in cognitive function—especially critical thinking, memory, and focus—caused by prolonged and excessive use of digital technology, like computers and smartphones.

Example:
He developed Techzheimer’s after years of using voice commands on his phone; when it came time for his English test, he couldn’t spell the words properly.

Lee: "Bruv, did you see the news? Apparently, the kids with these phones—they can't read, write, or add up anymore."

Frank: "Yeah, they've got Techzheimer's. Wonder what they'd do without their phones. LOL."

Lee: "Innit, bruv. LOL."

by Jamiecheese April 3, 2026