Techshit

When your electronic device freaks out or has a crazy software issue

Gamer 1: Bro, check this glitch out! Gamer 2: Dude, I tried it, and my Xbox went techshit

by Robo - Hunter June 19, 2019

Techsmith'd

Whenever someone breaks into your parents bedroom and swaps out the contents of your dad's balls with your own. Thus, whenever a child is conceived, you've officially been Techsmith'd.

That baby sure does have a full beard. I'm sorry to tell you mam, but I think you've been Techsmith'd.

by Labat April 24, 2023

Tech-shit

to confuse someone with technology related jargon. Or to use a technological excuse for not doing something.

don't tech-shit me, I know you didn't text. Her: I sent the email, perhaps it's the server. Me: Honey, please do not tech-shit me!

by Julce June 28, 2012

techshightin

To talk an unending steam to randomly selected technical word to convince those around you that you are a technical guru.

F****g hell the support team are techshighting again.

by Andy Brown March 14, 2003