Technorist

A modern technology CEO or executive driven by extreme greed and corporate narcissism. A technorist uses technical control, algorithmic surveillance, and mass layoffs to create a culture of terror for employees, while systematically breaking privacy tools and ad blockers to force monetization onto users.

Did you see how that technorist CEO completely crippled independent ad blockers just to boost his quarterly stock bonuses? He doesn't care about user security or experience at all, he is just an absolute technorist.

Technorist by Appachegun_3 August 10, 2026

technolust

The constant desire to have the newest, flashiest, fastest, shiniest gadget available, even if the one you just bought is only two months old and still works great.

Your iPhone makes me horny with unconrollable technolust.

technolust by Tailspin October 18, 2003

Technostism 

1. Economic theory advocating for the total automation of labor, as well as collective of the means of production and information technology.
2. Any instance of automation coupled with common ownership of the means of production and automated methods of labor.
3. Bottom up socialism.
4. Socialist Technophilia.

The factory runs under the careful eye of the proletarians, but only droids know any labor, for this is a technostic order.

Working is so last century; transhumans use robots via technostism.

Socialism takes the top and brings it down. Technostism takes the bottom and brings it up. How? Robots, motherfucker.

Technostism by Mr. Doomburg February 24, 2015

Technolitard 

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.

Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."

Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

technorati 

1. People who are highly knowledgeable about technology, especially digital technology such as computing (IT) and communications (together, ICT). A portmanteau word, "technorati" combines "technical" and "literati".

Singular: technorat.

Synonyms: technoscenti.

Antonyms: newby, luser.

2. An Internet tool and website intended for such people: capitalised as "Technorati".

Joe's one of the technorati - he wrote the book on the Unix Korn shell.

technorati by yuyiya November 26, 2011

technostalker 

someone who uses technology to stalk people.....i.e. stealing passwords to read email, lurking

Even though they had broken up, the technostalker still spied on her, by reading her email...and she was clueless.

technostalker by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005

Technoliterate 

To have the ability to read and/or write on a computer program or other technological device.

See also:

The mashing of two real words to create a seemingly real one that is able to fool "like" happy facebook users.

"Tried to read for SUST, reading was sideways, prof, y u no technoliterate" - BVH

Technoliterate by nowitsreal March 30, 2011