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Techlectic 

Technology is ubiquitous, and as such is complimentary to life. Furthermore, balance is vital to our existence.

But when we fail to see the forest for the trees we succumb to social media for the evils it inspires. In extreme cases, the suggestive power of said media has been found to disrupt lives, polarize the peaceful, and silence individual voices in an altogether spiral down the spin zone. Untamed, the suggestive power of social media can all but take over one’s life... or at least kill their free time. Not to mention its birth of the toxic phenomenon we have come to know as “over-sharing.” That said, it is crucial to utilize technology in this day and age for its efficiencies, and its efficiencies alone. Some may call it “better living through science,” others may just recognize it as necessity in its purest form... Be that as it may, it is somewhere in the realm of disconnection that you yourself may break free from the establishment of social media to essentially restore a life of fulfillment. One so not inspired by digital hermitization meets glorified virtual insanity. Life is worth living! Go outside. Plant some trees. Get on your knees. Open your mind. Be not blind. Then you’ll truly be free. This is what it means to be Techlectic. After all, not everything in our future can possibly be PC.
When you simultaneously utilize the efficiencies of technology to make your life better whilst understanding your obligation to your own reinvestment in reality, you’re truly being Techlectic.
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techrection 

When you get so excited about a new technology that it gives you an erection.
That new Xbox One X gave me a raging techrection!
techrection by TinderCheese June 11, 2017
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Technetic 

A sentient race of android hybrid with powers far beyond what their human creators intended, responsible for bringing about the Obsolescence. They are not to to be trusted.
The destruction of Cirque du Lisette by the Technetics were a major blow to the Technocracy, or so they say.
Technetic by Galleon Lisette November 4, 2023

Technetic 

An amazing YouTube Channel about Minecraft and tech tips and tricks.
Person 1: Did you see the dope YouTube video by the Technetic? Person 2: Ya! His content is great!
Technetic by I <3 Technetic! October 19, 2020

techleptic 

Someone who causes electronic devices to have a fits when they attempt to use them - another person will come along and do the same thing and the device/program will work as intended.
The yacht stewadess tried several times at operating the Ipad AV control for the boss but it crashed on her so she called the engineer who repeated exactly what she did and was successful the first time as normal.
This stewadess like most was clearly techleptic.
techleptic by Cabana December 7, 2012
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026