Tech Tramp

Someone who fishes something back out the Recycle Bin.

Me: Whatcha doin', man?
Friend: Just getting this file I accidentally deleted from the Recycle Bin.
Me: LOL, you tech tramp.

by Vixter Frerard January 30, 2014

tech tampon

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest models could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the kegel contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). An improved version of the device was later devised that could receive and convey incoming messages as well as communicating outgoing messages. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, this newer version suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have to improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.

The tech tampon was first used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages. Unfortunately, the super-model secret-agents had sex so frequently, necessitating the removal of the tech tampon, that they were often out of communication, and less attractive secret agents had to be recruited.

by wouldaben December 16, 2010

Tampa bay tech high school

One of the decent schools in tampa Florida, the football team is really good at some times and the teachers are okay not so much Mr. Stookey tho he’s the worst teacher there, everybody hates him . He doesn’t even know how to teach Physical Science, he honestly needs to retire. But overall it’s a decent school.

Aye you know ivan? Yes he went to Tampa bay tech high school

by Juicy pickle 2410 November 18, 2021

Tampa bay tech

A school with not toilet paper or soap and constantly serves pizza and peanut butter w/sunflower seeds.

Tampa bay tech should be closed down

by Wannabeceleb April 4, 2022

TechTrump

Elon Musk. The thin skinned, spiteful, mean spirited, easily offended, prolific tweeting, self aggrandizing, smoke and mirrors machine, Donald Trump of the tech world. He has an equally rabid, divorced from reality, MAGA like fan base than enables and excuses his unconventional and often times obscenely bad behaviour

Did you see TechTrump`s latest Tweet where he called that guy a pedo, then claimed he had funding secured for a takeover?

by Lexiconman69 August 17, 2018