Teater

one of the most illest, super cool families in american history. deriving from just east of the mississippi river in Illinois and Kentucky. They have secretly made their way into the branches of many many family trees.

man, there ain't nothing like a Teater. he's so fly he could be a Teater.

by Teater August 26, 2008

teater-totter

A reverse doggy-style position where the guy inserts his penis into the chick (as a pivot) and rocks back and forth like a see-saw (or teater-totter) in a push up like motion. Gives the appearance of a see-saw as the guy penetrates in and out.

Guy 1: He man did you freak that bitch out last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was sick of the same old positions, so i showed her my "athletic ability" and teater-tottered that bitch.

by stone_cold_sparky January 17, 2007

sweeter teater

a boy usually found on the couch drinking day old mickey d sweet tea.

usually witty, cute, and jazzy

may be confused with alter ego: ryder.

a sweeter teater always pleases baby.

"how long have you been a sweeter teater?"
"since sweet tea was my favorite drink aka birth"

"baby's tired..."

by babyboo12 June 10, 2009

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives

by mvyb October 8, 2020

teaber

A misspelled variation of the word, “teamer” predominantly used by Redditors and middle-schoolers.

Guy 1: Those teabers teamed on me and called me a fag!!

Guy 2: But babe, you are a fag...

by ggnore2ez February 27, 2021

sack of taters

A child whom you put to bed over a hour ago found hiding in their parents bed..

Oh goodness is that a sack of taters or is that Staci Dee?

by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

teatarded

an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.

Senator Shelby is teatarded for obstructing justice and blackmailing the country in order to get perks for his own state.

by whispurr February 11, 2010