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teater-totter 

A reverse doggy-style position where the guy inserts his penis into the chick (as a pivot) and rocks back and forth like a see-saw (or teater-totter) in a push up like motion. Gives the appearance of a see-saw as the guy penetrates in and out.
Guy 1: He man did you freak that bitch out last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was sick of the same old positions, so i showed her my "athletic ability" and teater-tottered that bitch.
teater-totter by stone_cold_sparky January 17, 2007
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teeter totter 

When you and another individual take turns on a singular charger, switching off when a device dies.
A: "Sorry I need your charger."
B: "I'm using it. My phone's really low."
A: "We can teeter totter, dude."
B: "Oh okay."

tallahassee teeter-totter 

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.
"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."

Teeter Totter 

A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.
“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”
Teeter Totter by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018

Alabama Teeter Totter 

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?
“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

Teeter Totter 

someone who fluctuates between the happy and sad
"You're either really happy or really sad,you are such a teeter totter."
Teeter Totter by tobee October 16, 2015

Teeter Totter 

A drink created in Colorado which combines Crown Royal Whiskey (1 part)with Dr. Pepper (2 parts). Named for the street in Colorado where in which it was created.
This Teeter Totter tastes great with this steak.
Teeter Totter by ZooooomByU December 31, 2008
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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