Tear-jerking 

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

Tear-jerking by MissLadySky June 20, 2016

Tearjerking 

Masturbating while either crying or in a state of agony/depression.

Alec Baldwin was so devastated when his dog died that he began tearjerking violently in his bedroom.

Tearjerking by Carlmalone27 July 23, 2009

tearjerkin 

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly while drunk on Valentines Day.

After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.

tearjerkin by Half Asian Mike May 4, 2008

Tearjerking 

To tearjerk

tearjerking: to tearjerk, masturbate whilst crying.

Tearjerking by Backlit Villain October 16, 2008

tearjerkin 

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly when drunk on Valentines Day.

After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.

tearjerkin by Chinese Mike January 10, 2009