Team work

The ability to blame others.

When your boss misses a lawsuit filing deadline and blames his assistant for it, because team work means working while the boss is out golfing.

Team work by Carlos F. Gonçalves Pereira March 1, 2013

Team work makes the dream work 

The realization that no one succeeds alone is colloquially stated: “team work makes the dream work”. The fastest way to make your dreams come true is to invite very skilled people into your life and your dreams.

Best man offering a toast to the bride and groom: What most people don’t know about the night they met; I was the wing man; and, I distracted the maid of honor so that my Buddy here could bust his moves — TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

Team work makes the dream work by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023

Workforce Portfolio Management Team 

Workforce Portfolio Management (WPM) team also known as the "Seal Team" - A Team of Highly Skilled Professionals working behind the scenes to ensure success system wide

There is a crisis going on, we better get the Workforce Portfolio Management Team on it ASAP!

Workforce Portfolio Management Team by SealTeamMember September 21, 2022

Teamwork 

Doing everything yourself while the dumb fucks your stuck with leech off you like worthless parasites.

I always gave to use teamwork to pass my group projects while the dumb fucks i am paired with share the credit.

Teamwork by mtn dew m8 August 31, 2017

canadian teamwork 

the act of passing off a task that is assigned to you to someone else and then taking the credit as if you did it

Canadian: "hey can you do this for me, eh?"

later that day;

Canadian: "yo boss, I got it done just like you told me to.

Can I go home early and watch hockey, eh?"

Other employees: "that's what you call Canadian teamwork.

he is such an eh-hole"

canadian teamwork by Jonquez December 3, 2009

teamwork 

holding the wheel while your buddy is driving so he can throw up out the door

we used teamwork while doing 70 down the highway

teamwork by sinxwishes April 1, 2009

Teamworkmanship 

When a team comes together and works collectively to create a quality product.

"Bob and Milbert worked together hard to create this amazing building. That's some quality teamworkmanship"

Teamworkmanship by The French April 11, 2017