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Tea Towel 

A very sexy man
Look a tea towel in the bushes! How hot!
Tea Towel by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023
An insult that has humanity gagged.
Also: Someone who complains to Cadbury on TikTok about their chocolate not melting, while using cold water instead of hot water to melt it.
"Beacuse you're using cold water, you tea towel"
Tea Towel by anonymous May 26, 2026

Tea towel holder 

Small rubber item which can be found in kitchens throughout the UK. Mounted on the side of kitchen cabinet or wall. The front part of the rubber holder is crossed so that one can poke the corner of a tea towl into it and thereby leaving it dangling in order to dry. Also used to describe the arse hole or a stare from the big cheeked cyclops.
Pumping her vigorously from behind, I took a moment's rest to gather my thoughts and observe her tea towel holder giving me the brown eyed wink.

Tea towel head 

Australian slang for rag head, or someone wearing a turban (towel on the head).
Can also be used for describing burka wearing persons.
A: Man, that tea towel head should go wear normal clothes.
B: I agree, they look like moving boxes with that big black bee suit they wear.
Tea towel head by Ruby Ring December 9, 2008

tea-towel holder 

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use
i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night
tea-towel holder by bob April 7, 2004

tea towel holder 

a round plastic wall or cupboard side mounted kitchen fixture that in a pop art way resembles a brown star. your index finger is used to push near the corner of a tea towel, against the holder, this has a cross cut imto it which allows entry for your finger and teatowel you pull finger out and hey ho the material of the towel is held by your tea towel holder. terms such as, shall i put it in your teatowel holder, become funny when you are asking your mates mum.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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