Tea J 

Tea Joint noun. A quantity of preferably high quality dried, flavored tea leaves wrapped in rolling paper. It is a clever, cheap, harmless and legal alternative to the classic Marijuana filled joint, causing a less substantial high. Its primary uses are to increase appetite and sex drive, and to practice blowing smoke rings. Good fun.

Yo man, i just hit that Tea J.

Dude your a loser what kinda faggot smokes Tea?

Fuck you man, im broke.

Tea J by B85134 October 17, 2010

Tea R.J

A therapist who seduces patients in an attempt to destroy them.

Usually, looking around for poor victims across the couch from her. Tea calculates her prey's weakness and goes in for the long game to break down her victim.

Hey did you hear about Aaron?

No, is he okay?

He was led on by his therapist and she attempted to make him look like the bad guy.

Wow, he was around TEA R.J. and she took him down.

Tea R.J by Thebackground May 17, 2025

Tea Jacked

A sexual act where a man straddles his female partners head (facing her feet) while lowering his testicles into her mouth for her to suck. At the same time jacking his cock, shooting streams of cum on her belly, pussy, and drippings onto her chin and tits.

Dude, my girl and I were going at like crazy last night! I tea jacked the piss out of her busting my cum all over her wet pussy! It was much better then just tea bagging her!

Tea Jacked by DSatch December 30, 2009

Tea Jacked, ala mode

The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.

Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!

Tea Jacked, ala mode by DSatch1 December 30, 2009

tea Julie-Andrews 

Tea, white-nun

Tea avec milk but sans sugar.

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Julie-Andrews!"
LOTH "fancy a shag BTW?"
Builder "No, I'm a lesbian"

tea Julie-Andrews by crispindry July 19, 2009

tea joint

smoking tea, a cheap easy to get substatute for more expensive drugs

"Hey kitty want to go smoke a tea joint"
"No, i have to do algebra homework"
"same thing"

tea joint by Mr.Aviator March 17, 2008

tea job 

When drinking and enjoying a nice cup of tea. Take a sip and keep the heat in your mouth then give your partner a blow job. The hot sensation classes this as a 'tea job'

I gave him a tea job last night

tea job by Heypolly April 13, 2015