Tea Joint noun. A quantity of preferably high quality dried, flavored tea leaves wrapped in rolling paper. It is a clever, cheap, harmless and legal alternative to the classic Marijuana filled joint, causing a less substantial high. Its primary uses are to increase appetite and sex drive, and to practice blowing smoke rings. Good fun.
Yo man, i just hit that Tea J.
Dude your a loser what kinda faggot smokes Tea?
Fuck you man, im broke.
Dude your a loser what kinda faggot smokes Tea?
Fuck you man, im broke.
by B85134 October 17, 2010
Get the Tea J mug.A therapist who seduces patients in an attempt to destroy them.
Usually, looking around for poor victims across the couch from her. Tea calculates her prey's weakness and goes in for the long game to break down her victim.
Usually, looking around for poor victims across the couch from her. Tea calculates her prey's weakness and goes in for the long game to break down her victim.
Hey did you hear about Aaron?
No, is he okay?
He was led on by his therapist and she attempted to make him look like the bad guy.
Wow, he was around TEA R.J. and she took him down.
No, is he okay?
He was led on by his therapist and she attempted to make him look like the bad guy.
Wow, he was around TEA R.J. and she took him down.
by Thebackground May 17, 2025
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A sexual act where a man straddles his female partners head (facing her feet) while lowering his testicles into her mouth for her to suck. At the same time jacking his cock, shooting streams of cum on her belly, pussy, and drippings onto her chin and tits.
Dude, my girl and I were going at like crazy last night! I tea jacked the piss out of her busting my cum all over her wet pussy! It was much better then just tea bagging her!
by DSatch December 30, 2009
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Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!
by DSatch1 December 30, 2009
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Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Julie-Andrews!"
LOTH "fancy a shag BTW?"
Builder "No, I'm a lesbian"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Julie-Andrews!"
LOTH "fancy a shag BTW?"
Builder "No, I'm a lesbian"
by crispindry July 19, 2009
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Get the tea joint mug.When drinking and enjoying a nice cup of tea. Take a sip and keep the heat in your mouth then give your partner a blow job. The hot sensation classes this as a 'tea job'
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