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Te-Blow

When a chick gets down on one knee to blow your. Like being T-boned.... BUT BETTER!
After she lost the bet i made her get down and Te-blow me
by the Master Bitch! January 1, 2012
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te blow

When someone takes a knee like Tim Tebow and performs oral sex.
After I won the argument I made her te blow me.
by murdoc?? January 2, 2012
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Tim Teblow

a blowjob given from 1 knee instead of 2.
There wasn't enough room in the bus isle for a BJ, so she gave me a Tim Teblow.
by Coolerfull July 13, 2012
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Teblow

The act of getting down on one knee and giving a blow job. There are certain rules and regulations that are involved with the Teblow: two fingers up your ass and it's a safety, tea bag her for a sack, cum in her hair is roughing the passer, spitting is a fumble. An interception is if a third party would grab the nut sack. Cum in the face is face masking, and blowing the load in your pants is a false start.
Susie was down on her knee to Teblow John, but he was flagged for a false start for jizzing his pants.
by Broncos15 January 11, 2012
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Teblow

Verb: Teblow tee-bl-o: The act of a female (or male if you're gay, not that there's anything wrong with that) dropping to one knee, resting her forehead on her fist, and proceeding with fellatio. The male then finishes by firing his ejaculate wildly around the room.
Jane's in the back Teblowing Mark.

Why is there ejaculate on my ceiling? Were you getting Teblown in here?
by Iowasdumb November 18, 2011
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Teblowing

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.
She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!
by Gnast October 27, 2011
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Teblowing

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.
"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."
by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011
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