The act of getting down on one knee and giving a blow job. There are certain rules and regulations that are involved with the Teblow: two fingers up your ass and it's a safety, tea bag her for a sack, cum in her hair is roughing the passer, spitting is a fumble. An interception is if a third party would grab the nut sack. Cum in the face is face masking, and blowing the load in your pants is a false start.
Susie was down on her knee to Teblow John, but he was flagged for a false start for jizzing his pants.
by Broncos15 January 2, 2012
Verb: Teblow tee-bl-o: The act of a female (or male if you're gay, not that there's anything wrong with that) dropping to one knee, resting her forehead on her fist, and proceeding with fellatio. The male then finishes by firing his ejaculate wildly around the room.
Jane's in the back Teblowing Mark.
Why is there ejaculate on my ceiling? Were you getting Teblown in here?
Why is there ejaculate on my ceiling? Were you getting Teblown in here?
by Iowasdumb November 18, 2011
Teblow, Teblowing, Teblowing it, Teblow me: Making an empty, aggrandized show of religiosity after taking a dump, successfully parking your car, or scoring a touchdown, even though your religion speaks specifically against it, and putting your head at tool height in the process.
"Hey, since you're down there, praying about finishing your baconator, would you mind Teblowing me?"
by BDfkdhfaEDGF December 30, 2011
by Gnast October 28, 2011
1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.
"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"
"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."
"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."
by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011
Dude 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? You said you were going to the pisser and dissappeared.
Dude 2: Oh bro, the line for the bathroom was 10 deep, so I took it outside. To my surprise, when I turned the corner I saw some hobo Teblowing this dude in a Denver Bronco's jersey. It freaked me out so I cut my losses and called it a night.
Dude 1: Ha, those dirty donkeys!
Dude 2: Oh bro, the line for the bathroom was 10 deep, so I took it outside. To my surprise, when I turned the corner I saw some hobo Teblowing this dude in a Denver Bronco's jersey. It freaked me out so I cut my losses and called it a night.
Dude 1: Ha, those dirty donkeys!
by ToeKnee WonAye December 18, 2011
v- Te-blow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking your personal false deity by giving someone else oral sex.
As an atheist, I don't know who to thank for this great Teblowing.
You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.
Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.
Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
by Brutal Humor January 6, 2012