t-boned

When a car hits another in the side forming a letter "T"

"I ran a red light and I tboned this other car!"

by Monica February 28, 2004

T-boned

Adj; A car accident in which someone hits you directly on the driver or passenger side of your car, such as in a T-intersection.

My friend got T-boned the other day." Or, "Mike got T-boned yesterday when the another car drove through the stop sign.

by HULI June 29, 2011

T-Boned

When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.

Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.

by Osirix October 6, 2010

t-boned

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of tommy train.

"Man, that girl looks like she's had a lot of statistics quoted to her."

"Yeah...she just got T-boned."

by Section J September 22, 2006

T-boned

The process of one's willy, whilst erect, being slapped across another's face. Usually resulting in a nice big red slap-mark.

A new term originating from Buckinghamshire

"oh dear, i have just been T-boned by my best friend's dad!"

by rainmaker666 June 11, 2006

T-boned

The act of being penetrated by a tranny.

My bachelor party got a little out of control, it's not everyday you see your best man get t-boned by a tranny.

by Wuwu709 September 30, 2016

T-Boned

When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.

Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.

Tiger Woods totally "T-Boned" Elin Woods and man did she take one for the team.

by Rbeck December 2, 2009