Tbatf 

In my opinion one of the worst things to ever exist, they sexualized every character and made Tord A n-zi so yeah.

"Hey I like TBATF-"
"NO!-"
*throws banna at them.*

Tbatf by TomsPookieWookieBear August 22, 2023

twatfax 

A combination of awesome people who are in the livejournal communities rpattz_trufax and ontd_twatlight. These communities were a result of all the EPIC twilight posts on ONTD. Most of these individuals were fairly normal until RPattz dazzled them into reading three crappy books. Now they will never be the same. Sparkly objects distract them easily, they laugh at all things involving bacon, they enjoy reading about people cooking themselves, will photoshop Rpattz on to anything, they go to war with twilight moms, they will cut your brakes for love, they have a sudden love for Phil Collins, and have been known to drop everything and run as soon as they recieve the beacon which is know affectionately called the bacon.

It has been rumored that Robert Pattinson will only have sex with twatfax girls.

Twatfaxer:(sees someone holding a rainbow umbrella) IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!

twatfax by rpattz May 23, 2008

TBAF 

Tired and bored as fuck

Also a reagent used in organic chemistry to remove silane protecting groups

Yo I'm TBAF at work today.

OR

Can you add some TBAF to that solution to remove the protection group.

TBAF by IceKilla96 May 29, 2019

TwatFarm 

a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.

"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.

TwatFarm by TheTalon October 19, 2003

twatfest 

A gathering of the socially challenged; a festival for twats.

"are you going to the all nighter scrapbooking party?" - a.

"i wouldn't go to that twatfest for all the tea in china" - b.

twatfest by groundedsteve June 24, 2011

twatface 

Another word for a politician.

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah

Me: Fuck off, twatface.

twatface by annoyed anarchist May 1, 2004

twatface 

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.

1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad

twatface by veeds1 September 8, 2009