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tarkoved 

To get killed or fucked within the game tarkov by one of the many many bugs within the game
Ah shit man that scav 1 tapped me from the other side of the map, i've just been tarkoved
tarkoved by t-t-t-t-tarkov October 30, 2018
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Escape from Tarkov

A video game that will make you lose your life.
Escape from Tarkov (EfT for short) is the most realistic and hardcore survival FPS right now. Developed and Published by Russian company Battlestate Games.

If you die, you'll lose everything you have equipped. So you play in constant fear of getting killed by enemies.

The environment and maps are highly detailed that they look like almost real life locations.
Guns have realistic and highly detailed models, reloading animations and sounds. Also it has satisfying eating and drinking animations.
"Escape from Tarkov and Insurgency Firestorm are the pinnacle of first person shooter games."

Tarkatan handshake

when your arm breaks so that the bone is sticking out and you use the bone as a dagger like weapon.
Person 1 I saw this kid yesterday break his arm and use the bone as a weapon

Person 2 oh you mean a Tarkatan handshake
Tarkatan handshake by qbal02 April 3, 2013

Tarkoved 

Getting bent over no lube and just taking it
Ran around the corner and pulled the trigger but got disconnected. Tarkoved once again.
Tarkoved by Nameerf Siuol December 14, 2020

Escape from Tarkov

Gettin fucked by Russian and American men while trying to get a fucking shotgun from daddy Prapor
Do you want to play Escape from Tarkov
Escape from Tarkov by Gaymer6942013 November 28, 2020

escape from tarkov

a hardcore realistic video game that will give you anxiety and make you hear footsteps in your sleep. Unlike accessible games like call of duty, if you die in tarkov, you lose everything you took into the game
friend who just got a pc β€œhey I just got this new game called escape from tarkov, wanna play?”

Me : *has Vietnam war flashbacks*
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