Skip to main content

Taylor Shit 

The most overdramatic poopstar on the planet Earth.
She’s also skinny, shaky, drunk, and begging for boyfriends so she can make a “hit song” when she sounds like she’s mentally ill.
Yet she gets too much praise for her lazy ass poosic when she’s always about to cry like a baby and pussy.
You: Taylor Shit is so ugly I don’t get how she became so popular.
Me: No shit Sherlock.
You: Well she makes poosic.
Me: Well what else did you ask me.
Taylor Shit by gregben February 28, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, nickname for Marjorie Taylor Greene was so named in honor of her mentor Donald Von Shitsinpantz, after she resigned from Congress.
Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, who sadly cheats on her pull-ups (see below), finally woke up to realize her mentor, Donald Von Shitsinpantz, is corrupt. When she had the realization, she did the honorable thing to resign and end the Von Shitsinpantz dynasty. She still has a long way to go on her pullups.

Taylor Hall Shitter

The Taylor Hall Shitter is the name given to the unidentified person who has been arrested after several nights of shitting on the floor of the stalls and showers, at Taylor Hall, located at George Mason University.
Did we ever find out the identity of the Taylor Hall Shitter?
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Load more