Tax Colletor
A retarded dog who collects taxes for the crusader coons. He sits at the entrance of the old dead castle of coon cock castle.
Tax colletor
Tax Colletor by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023
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tax collector
The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.
Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.
tax collector by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Related Words
Tax Colletor • tax collector • Tax • tax haven • tax man • tax evasion • tax cut • Tax Fraud • Tax clode • tax evader
Tax Collector
The classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all your pubes and put them in a little bag.
2. Get a blow-job from someone.
3. When you are about to come get the pubes in your hand.
4. Shoot your load on the persons face and toss the pubes in the semen on thier face.
5. The person has been "tarred and feathered" like British tax-collectors in colonial times.
1. Shave off all your pubes and put them in a little bag.
2. Get a blow-job from someone.
3. When you are about to come get the pubes in your hand.
4. Shoot your load on the persons face and toss the pubes in the semen on thier face.
5. The person has been "tarred and feathered" like British tax-collectors in colonial times.
Man 1: That chick is a total drama queen.
Man 2: Yeah, someone should give her a Tax Collector.
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Man 2: Yeah, someone should give her a Tax Collector.
angry dragon hot karl
Tax Collector by Dick Cobra April 14, 2010
tax collector
1. an asshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man
tax collector by Ted Jones December 20, 2003
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