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tavern ham
Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.
In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.
tavern ham by Jcover June 27, 2014
tavern shack
tavern shack by Dick Pumper January 28, 2014
Carey tavern
Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.
Carey tavern by Barofregret August 5, 2018
Taven
Taven is the guy you’ve always dreamed of. Prince Charming if you will, he is the friend everybody wants to have around all the time. He is extremely smart and observant, but he can not stand for people being mistreated. He will set forward when nobody else does. Although he is sweet and funny he also has a temper when he feels he is being taken advantage of. If you have the honor of being his girlfriend, you won’t ever have to worry about having to do all of the household things by yourself as Taven is the guy that will wash the dishes, cook , take out the trash, and still fix the car for you when you catch his heart, he is a total family man and will love those who are closest to him till the end of time. He has an engineer type of mindset and will make anything out of nothing, he is like a multi tool in a tool set!
Taven by Wise Observations April 20, 2019
Sumerian Tavern Joke
The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E
Sumerian Tavern Joke by Richard Haass March 14, 2022
Tavern Tan
Tavern Tan by Bobar the Bobarian March 24, 2009
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