Taser Nation

The University Of Florida, where free speech is not included. If you ask the wrong questions, you will be shocked. When this occurs your fellow students will not assist you in any way, prompting the illustrious TV pundit, Stephen Colbert, to call out your student body as a bunch of submissive cowards.

FSU student "Dude, I heard Justin went to UF"
USF student "Lol, I hope he doesn't ask the wrong questions, he just entered the Taser Nation"

by Scotty Con Queso December 9, 2008

October 28 - National Taser Day

On October 28, it’s National Taser Day! Tase your friends and pretty much anyone you want to on this day!

Get tased, its October 28, you can actually taser them or taser them with your hand! It’s October 28 - National Taser Day!

by GetFuckedHoe October 26, 2020

National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression

Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019

National tase a boy day

On April 24 all the girls will protect themselves by tasing a boy after they stupidly declared this day national rape day

It’s national tase a boy day

by The girls who’s over it April 21, 2021

National Tater Tot Day

National Tater Tot Day is on Dec 4 and it should be celebrated

Dec 4 is national tater tot day

by ᴅᴊᴏʏ November 17, 2019