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Tarzan Crabs

Pubic lice gifted by Satan with the awesome power of Tarzan's vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul's pube, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.
Sex with Whores or Modern Female Musicians may result in Tarzan Crabs.
by SOMEONE GET A MOP! January 7, 2011
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