Tarpley

One who goblin stomps

Shut up, you dirty queefen! You Don't make me go all Tarpley and goblin stomp that ass.

Tarpley by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Ben tarpley 

A lump of shit/ something that smells bad

I stepped on a ben tarpley
It smells like ben tarpley in here

Ben tarpley by Every Asian foo August 24, 2022

tarple 

An afternoon gathering where people set aside all other tasks for a few minutes to eat cake as a group. Complimentary cake is usually provided at a tarple. Tarple can be held in a work environment but typically a tarple cake pass is required in order to do so. The tarple cake pass requirement is thought by many to be an unnecessary policy that actually serves no purpose at all and it has also been known to ruin an entire tarple for everyone involved. People attending a tarple are usually responsible for providing their own fork and plate.

My job is so cool because we make sure to have a staff tarple as often as possible during the summer. The only downside to too many tarples is that they can make you tired.

tarple by Handle this yo August 10, 2018

Tarkley 

Very cool or wonderful.

That is a trakley parking spot!
I have a tarkley poker face.

Tarkley by stars4life66 June 4, 2007

tarpeyjob 

The act of passing fecal matter onto someone's face at a party when they least expect it. It is often performed in a tent.

"How was that camping trip?"

"Oh, man, it was great. I gave Heather a tarpeyjob!"

"Weed!"

tarpeyjob by TheBukkake March 6, 2008

Tarpless 

When you can see someone's genitals through a hole in their undergarments or, if they are "going commando", through a hole in their pants.

Tyanna: "Dude put on some real underwear I can see your balls."

Jami: "No, I am rockin' it tarpless."

or

Tyanna: "Dude you're tarpless."

Jami: "I know, Tyanna I know."

Tarpless by The Dorky Darky May 11, 2010

tarpleyd

The act of getting completely and belingerently drunk, or blacking out. Generally leading to poor life choices and potentially aids.

Damn, I don’t even remember what happened at the bar last night I got so tarpleyd:

tarpleyd by Hit it from the back girl December 21, 2018