tarpeyjob

The act of passing fecal matter onto someone's face at a party when they least expect it. It is often performed in a tent.

"How was that camping trip?"

"Oh, man, it was great. I gave Heather a tarpeyjob!"

"Weed!"

by TheBukkake March 6, 2008

Flying Frindle TapeJob

The act of skydiving from a high elevation while receiving a hand job from another male with duct tape or another sticky substance (gorilla glue) around the palm of the male whom is ejaculating his male partner.

Guy 1: Hay Jim, what did you and your boyfriend do this weekend?

Jim: We performed the art of the Flying Frindle TapeJob.

Guy 1: What?...

(Jim Removes Pants)
Guy 1: Why is your dick wrapped in gauze?

by TheUrbanQuerebo February 19, 2011