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A wet noodle.

"wow, that's tarnawski"

tarnawski by NikkBokG February 18, 2019

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Tarnowski

A teen boy whomst straightens his hair and prioritizes Fortnite over female girls.

“hey bb wanna go see a movie?”
“Nah sorry. Duo pop up cup tonight.”
“You’re such a Tarnowski.”

Tarnowski by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019

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tarnowski

A tarnowski is someone, specifically a male, who straightens his hair and gets angry over the pettiest things. They also choose to prioritize Fortnite of girls, even though their 90’s are slow af. It must suck to be a tarnowski and not have friends. They also like to put out their depression on other people who did absolutely nothing to them.

Girl: “Wanna go hang”
Tarnowski: “Can’t, I gotta practice my 90’s in creative mode on Fortnite Battle Royale.”
Girl: “Thats despressing, loser.”

tarnowski by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019

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tarnakian

a snake-like caterpillar

The tarnakians are chasing after me!!

A Tarnaki cut my toe!

tarnakian by skylarerinnnn December 25, 2022

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tarnastic

a compliment with a slight taste of sarcasm :D

oh you actually did your goddamn math homework? you’re so tarnastic buddy.

tarnastic by 4_big_guys March 25, 2024

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Fuck Tarkowski

What say hail in surprise.
Synonym for'Holy Fuck'.

"Fuck Tarkowski! What in the world was that defending from Joe Gomez?"

Fuck Tarkowski by moreworkhahaha April 13, 2021

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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