tarnawski

A wet noodle.

"wow, that's tarnawski"

by NikkBokG February 18, 2019

Tarnowski

A teen boy whomst straightens his hair and prioritizes Fortnite over female girls.

“hey bb wanna go see a movie?”
“Nah sorry. Duo pop up cup tonight.”
“You’re such a Tarnowski.”

by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019

tarnowski

A tarnowski is someone, specifically a male, who straightens his hair and gets angry over the pettiest things. They also choose to prioritize Fortnite of girls, even though their 90’s are slow af. It must suck to be a tarnowski and not have friends. They also like to put out their depression on other people who did absolutely nothing to them.

Girl: “Wanna go hang”
Tarnowski: “Can’t, I gotta practice my 90’s in creative mode on Fortnite Battle Royale.”
Girl: “Thats despressing, loser.”

by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019

tarnakian

a snake-like caterpillar

The tarnakians are chasing after me!!

A Tarnaki cut my toe!

by skylarerinnnn December 25, 2022

tarnastic

a compliment with a slight taste of sarcasm :D

oh you actually did your goddamn math homework? you’re so tarnastic buddy.

by 4_big_guys March 25, 2024

Fuck Tarkowski

What say hail in surprise.
Synonym for'Holy Fuck'.

"Fuck Tarkowski! What in the world was that defending from Joe Gomez?"

by moreworkhahaha April 13, 2021