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Talise
Talise is known as a super pretty girl. And a hardworker at everything. Everyone loves her. Talise is amazing
Talise is a stud!
Talise
Talise is a caring person who will do anything to help someone. She will always support you in every decision you make. She maybe cute but she can be a physco if you hurt any of her friends. She has the biggest heart. No matter how much you hurt her she will always forgive because she thinks everyone deserves chances and chances again. She is a loyal girl and loving girl so if you ever get a chance with a Talise don’t wreck it xx
Guy 1 ~ dude I heard what u did to Talise !
Guy 2 ~ I know , I feel terrible..
Guy 1 ~ well I’ve spoken to her and she said she doesn’t care how much you’ve hurt her she just wants you back
Guy 2 ~ I can’t ive been such a dick to her !
Guy 1 ~ Yeah you have !
Guy 2 ~ Hey Talise
Talise ~ omg , I missed you so much !
Guy 2 ~ but I ...
Talise ~ i don’t care , I love you and I want u back !
^^ Talise is too forgiving and that’s bad !
Guy 2 ~ I know , I feel terrible..
Guy 1 ~ well I’ve spoken to her and she said she doesn’t care how much you’ve hurt her she just wants you back
Guy 2 ~ I can’t ive been such a dick to her !
Guy 1 ~ Yeah you have !
Guy 2 ~ Hey Talise
Talise ~ omg , I missed you so much !
Guy 2 ~ but I ...
Talise ~ i don’t care , I love you and I want u back !
^^ Talise is too forgiving and that’s bad !
Talise by I got secrets 🤫 x April 12, 2019
tallisen
a girl who has beautiful blue eyes, a high voice, an infectious laugh and large voluptuous boobies. She talks on a banana phone and wants to have threesomes. She is also very VERY gay but won't love the one person who loves her back. She's very kinky.
Tallisen? Oh I know her! She's the girl of my DREAMS but she's always talking on that damn banana phone.
tallisen by YaTagaYeet March 22, 2020
Tarlish
Tarlish is the dear brother of Amba Singh. Tarlish is an amazing person with even better toes. His looks may not be the best but they are the worst. He was always batukam all over the place.
Tarlish you stupid monkey!!!
Tarlish by blacki tarlish July 18, 2023
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