Tarents 

A very confident dominant male which plays a main character in life, usually associated with “daddy” traits, has the spirit of a greek god and an alpha mindset and thinking.

Filled with confidence and strength within and manipulates reality, manoeuvres and manifests in outcomes they would want in life to proceed to their next goals.

Has an extreme positivity on everything in life, friendly, kind and easy to get along with as long as you are on his good side. Admits his wrong doings and will apologise with sincerity if necessary, rarely tell lies unless it is a kind one for a kind outcome.

Has principles in life they uphold faithfully and beliefs they will not violate, knows where the line is and whether to cross it or snort it.

Maria: Why and how have I fallen in love with you so easily?
Tarents: I’m Tarents.

Tarents by dominanydaddyt June 23, 2021

angry talents 

Like mad skillz, but infinitely more awesome.

Mr. T has angry talents at pitying the fool.

angry talents by Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins August 6, 2007

take my talents to South Beach 

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

take my talents to South Beach by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach 

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.

Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach by blaze1984 July 11, 2010

I'm taking my talents to south beach. 

A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.

Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.

I'm taking my talents to south beach. by Blabbidy July 10, 2010

Taking My Talents to South Beach 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.

Taking My Talents to South Beach by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010

I'll be taking my talents to south beach. 

1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.

2. Fuck off.

3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.

The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."

"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"

"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."

It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."

I'll be taking my talents to south beach. by Master Alexander July 11, 2010