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by SavageLust October 22, 2020
Get the tarentz mug.A temporary state consisting of confusion, disorientation, and a low degree of mental retardation.
In healthy individuals this state can occur while in the presence of a strong "Tarenation agent" often referred to as a "Tarenator".
The most common Tarenator is anyone with the name "Taren".
In 2007 the WHO initiated the use of the "Tarenation Acute Risk Detection" (TARD) to measure the amount of risk posed to healthy individuals in proximity to a Taren.
A device used to measure the TARD level operates in a similar manner to a Geiger counter used to measure radiation with faster "clicks" indicating a higher TARD level.
Anyone in the presence of a Taren with a high TARD level should take appropriate precautions to protect themselves.
Precautions include:
- Make the Taren drink as much alcohol as possible. Tarenization can occur by listening to a Taren speaking, and alcohol reduces the ability of Taren to communicate.
-Avoid discussing any complex topics. Studies suggest that Tarenization is least likely to occur when topics are limited to a primary school level.
-Avoid having any girls present together with the Taren. Girls further reduce Taren's ability to control the TARD level. Note that any girls subject to Tarenization may unwittingly give personal details (e.g. phone number) to the Tarenator and regret this at a later time.
In healthy individuals this state can occur while in the presence of a strong "Tarenation agent" often referred to as a "Tarenator".
The most common Tarenator is anyone with the name "Taren".
In 2007 the WHO initiated the use of the "Tarenation Acute Risk Detection" (TARD) to measure the amount of risk posed to healthy individuals in proximity to a Taren.
A device used to measure the TARD level operates in a similar manner to a Geiger counter used to measure radiation with faster "clicks" indicating a higher TARD level.
Anyone in the presence of a Taren with a high TARD level should take appropriate precautions to protect themselves.
Precautions include:
- Make the Taren drink as much alcohol as possible. Tarenization can occur by listening to a Taren speaking, and alcohol reduces the ability of Taren to communicate.
-Avoid discussing any complex topics. Studies suggest that Tarenization is least likely to occur when topics are limited to a primary school level.
-Avoid having any girls present together with the Taren. Girls further reduce Taren's ability to control the TARD level. Note that any girls subject to Tarenization may unwittingly give personal details (e.g. phone number) to the Tarenator and regret this at a later time.
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Filled with confidence and strength within and manipulates reality, manoeuvres and manifests in outcomes they would want in life to proceed to their next goals.
Has an extreme positivity on everything in life, friendly, kind and easy to get along with as long as you are on his good side. Admits his wrong doings and will apologise with sincerity if necessary, rarely tell lies unless it is a kind one for a kind outcome.
Has principles in life they uphold faithfully and beliefs they will not violate, knows where the line is and whether to cross it or snort it.
Filled with confidence and strength within and manipulates reality, manoeuvres and manifests in outcomes they would want in life to proceed to their next goals.
Has an extreme positivity on everything in life, friendly, kind and easy to get along with as long as you are on his good side. Admits his wrong doings and will apologise with sincerity if necessary, rarely tell lies unless it is a kind one for a kind outcome.
Has principles in life they uphold faithfully and beliefs they will not violate, knows where the line is and whether to cross it or snort it.
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