Skip to main content

Tardrific 

A sarcastic adjective used to describe an occurance or act that is unwelcome and/or troublesome, and is the direct result of someone doing something so unbelievably stupid as to suggest developmental disablement. A portmanteau of "retard" and "terrific".
Jimmy: "Al just split his head open tryin' to ride his bike off the roof and into the pool."
Dad: "Well isn't that just fucking tardrific."
Tardrific by Reagent12 November 2, 2012
Tardrific mug front
Get the Tardrific mug.
See more merch

Terrific Lady Day 

A special day that a man gives to his significant other (girlfriend, fiance, wife) in which he does whatever she wants, whenever she wants. Most of the time, this is done to fix a screw-up, or obtain good graces in preparation for a future screw-up. As seen on the FX series "The League"
My wife is still mad at me for going to Vegas with the boys. Looks like I'm gonna have to give her a terrific lady day tomorrow to make things right.

Turdrific 

Another way of saying that someone or something is "the shit".
Man, Al Gore is turdrific! He's really the shit!
Turdrific by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

Terrific Toasters 

Terrific Toasters is an Instagram account made for the purpose of hilarious pictures and description of toasters, terrific toasters.
Every definition is more than a paragraph long and absolutely hilarious.

Hundreds of followers and counting, all love Terrific Toasters.
Shoutouts happen everyday, toasters will take over the world of instagram one of these days.
"Hey dude, are you following Terrific_Toasters?"

-"Nah, what's that?"

"It's the most hilarious account on Instagram, they just post toasters and good definitions!"

-"That's awesome, Ill go follow Terrific Toasters now"

terrific 

That concert was terrific.
terrific by Quinnly September 21, 2005

King Trump the Tarrific

Another apt nickname for the barely elected human wrecking ball, the 45th President of the United States.
In his largely distorted, psychotic view of his role in the world, King Trump the Tarrific is righting all of the long-standing economic wrongs by punitively damaging all players via poorly thought out tariffs, largely to show that he can wield power over everyone.

Terrification 

The act of being terrified.
Lindsay: Were you scared to come into our apartment?

David: huh? what makes you say that?

Lindsay: It had a super scary pumpkin outside and spooky spider webs!

David: oh yeah. i was terrified. i forgot i guess.. probably a side effect of being so terrified

Lindsay: Hmm...perhaps. I'll go with it...amnesia related to terrification. That's my nursing diagnosis.
Terrification by TarponSlayer October 15, 2010