Tard Card 

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"

Tard Card by Cody Humphrey February 20, 2009

Tard Card 

The slang name for a handicapped placard.

Jimmi: God, I hope there is parking.

Gee: Don't worry! You have the tard card!

Tard Card by Thumper0611 December 31, 2008

Tard Card 

This is when an actor or actress decides to play a mentally retarded person to gain acting accolades like an Oscar, Emmy or Golden Globe Award.

Did you see DiCaprio in, "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape"?
That dude nearly got an Oscar for playing the Tard Card.

Tard Card by Roomba August 21, 2006

Tard Card 

Also known as a food stamp card. One might be issued one of these by the government if they're too retarded and/or lazy to work for sustenance or if they're a mooching leach bilking the system and lying about aspects of their lives so that they pocket the cash when selling discounted groceries to others using said tard card.

Jenny: I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to work but whoring around and squirting out maggot children is so much fun.

Steve: Go to the welfare office and get a tard card so you can at least feed your maggot spawn and your fat stupid lazy ass.

Tard Card by despicablehypocrit January 2, 2012

Pulling the Tard Card 

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

Pulling the Tard Card by H. Peralta November 11, 2012

card tard 

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.

Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break

card tard by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010

Christmas Card Tard 

A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.

I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!

Christmas Card Tard by EvanMileus March 8, 2008