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when your ass wont seem to come clean after a nasty poop.
brad: wtf took you so long?
eric: sorry was taking a shit and got stuck in a tar pit.
tar pit by shazbanaut July 4, 2010
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Marinella's black pussy leftover pussy trimmings stuck under my nail after I'm done fingering her schmeg-infested crotch.
After finger banging her rotten crotch, it looked like I had dipped my hands in the Labrea Tar Pits. Nasty Bitch
Tar pit by Butter n' Butter January 27, 2004
A pit full of tar that when a person or thing acts up, may end up at the bottom of the pit covered in very hot tar.
Billy: I hate you man!
Me: To the tar pit you go!
Billy: NOOOoooOooOO
Tar Pit by TarPitMaster November 26, 2019

La Brea Tar Pit 

When your dick goes so far up her butt, it tickles the intestines and "tar" comes shooting out all over you.
John was slamming her with his Italian stallion, when he realized he woke the La Brea Tar Pit.
La Brea Tar Pit by Ethans5150 February 19, 2017

bangkok tar pit 

Before anal sex a guy takes a dump in his girls crack and procedes to push his poop into her anus with his penis.
After a long night of drinking i talked my girlfriend into trying a "Bangkok Tar Pit"
bangkok tar pit by ballweg smash January 8, 2009

Floridian Hippie Tar Pit 

Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"
"HEY DAD! LETS DO A FLORIDIAN HIPPIE TAR PIT AGAIN!!"

labrea tar pits 

When someone is rimming you and you fart on their tongue and/or in their mouth.
It was Kevin's ability to perfectly execute the LaBrea Tar Pits that guarenteed him a spot at the Best Buy tech bench.
labrea tar pits by Justin Koehler January 19, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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