Tape Leg
A term used to describe a closeted (gay or otherwise) individual who does not do the best job at hiding it. It sticks out as a sore thumb, or rather, as a piece of tape on somebody's leg.
tape it to your leg
Literally this expression refers to the adhesion of one's penis to one's thigh in an attempt to tame an insurmountable erection. The expression is used figuratively to inform another individual that he or she is exhibiting behavior demonstrative of elevated levels of arousal, excitement, or enthusiasm. The variant "tape it to my leg" is useful when preceded by the phrase "you got me all boned up and now I gotta...", as a way of expressing resentment for an individual who has unduly excited one and left one unsatisfied. Also popularly used in a wilderness setting, or in the absence of tape, "strap it to your leg".
Whoa, easy there bronco chief, tape it to your leg!, Damn, girl, you got me all boned up and now I gotta tape it to my leg.
tape it to your leg by JPT, cunning linguist December 16, 2008
Related Words
tapeleg • tape it to your leg • Tape • Tape monkey • tape up • tape ape • tape dick • tape gag • Tape Job • tape line
tapeleg
1. Dear Strongbad,
Are your legs made out of tape?
Are you a tapeleg?
2. Dude... your such a frekin tapeleg
Are your legs made out of tape?
Are you a tapeleg?
2. Dude... your such a frekin tapeleg
tapeleg by Jigen Daisuki October 28, 2003
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