Tannenhaus

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The O.G.....Ayatollah Tannenhaus

Slayer of the merse, snorter of the white gold, ice master, the once and future king...Dave Tannenhaus.

"Yo, O.G., you ice that foo yet?"

Tannenhaus by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

Words you can keep

Tannenbaum

German word for "fir tree," often given to a Christmas tree.

I love to decorate my Tannenbaum every holiday season.

Tannenbaum by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 27, 2017

tannenbaumed

When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.

Dude, this chick Lance "isn't dating" tannenbaumed him the other night....

tannenbaumed by El Guapo Sanchez November 22, 2019

tannenbaum

A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.

A herpes blister.

Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.

tannenbaum by Mark C. Dizzle November 10, 2008

tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.

tannenbaum by Eric D. Johnson January 7, 2007

tannenbaum

A person who has sex with farm animals.

Someone caught in the act of fucking a chicken.

Whoa, that tannenbaum's fucking a sheep.

I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.

Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!

tannenbaum by Boone Thompson December 10, 2008

Tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Tannenbaum by Mark C-Dizzle December 12, 2008

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026