When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.

Dude, this chick Lance "isn't dating" tannenbaumed him the other night....

tannenbaumed by El Guapo Sanchez November 22, 2019

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tannenbaum

A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.

A herpes blister.

Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.

tannenbaum by Mark C. Dizzle November 10, 2008

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tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.

tannenbaum by Eric D. Johnson January 7, 2007

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tannenbaum

A person who has sex with farm animals.

Someone caught in the act of fucking a chicken.

Whoa, that tannenbaum's fucking a sheep.

I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.

Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!

tannenbaum by Boone Thompson December 10, 2008

Tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Tannenbaum by Mark C-Dizzle December 12, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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