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Thomas the Tank engine 

The Number 1 and most badass steam engine in the whole fucking world.
I'm dating Thomas The Tank Engine.

Thomas the Tank engine 

a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor
Thomas the Tank engine by LVK December 5, 2007

Thomas (the tank engine) 

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.
"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."

Thomas the tank engine 

"Hail, Thomas the tank engine! Hail!"

Thomas The Tank Engine 

A dope ass mothafuckin train. Many people ship him with Percy, that one green twink engine.
"Bro, that episode of Thomas The Tank Engine was lit af."

" Yeah nigga it was danker than my kush. "

thomas the tank 

another name for having a wank(cokney slang)
gor im so frustrated im goin to av a thomas the tank
thomas the tank by bob911 July 26, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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