Talking White 

verb.) An ignorant term used by ghetto acting/talking Black people who believe that just because you talk more properly and don't sound "ghetto" like them, you're automatically White. People like: Bill Cosby and Kanye West have talked about sounding White.

Day'Shannay: "Why you always talking White?"

Michelle: "So I don't sound ghetto like you."

Talking White by cptwannabe93 August 7, 2014

Talking White 

When you talk properly and fluently with high vocabulary.

person 1 : I absolutely loathe-
person 2 : AYO G, STOP TALKING WHITE.
person 1 : what.

Talking White by meza89 December 14, 2014

Talking White 

A term used by an individual who talks ghetto in the response to a person who talks proper and with sense.

person 1: Technically the Sun is just a large star.

person 2: Guh, you talking white.

Talking White by @_DMillzz March 8, 2016

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

Talking to God on the big white telephone by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone 

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).

Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.

Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone by Malice1969 August 17, 2006

talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

talking on the great white telephone by Jake March 24, 2004

talking to Ralph on the white telephone 

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

talking to Ralph on the white telephone by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005