taking a shit 

The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.

Joe is taking a shit.
or
The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit.

taking a shit by cagerat December 29, 2007

Taking a shit 

Basically saying that you are kidding but with a swear word.

Person 1 “your mum big gay”
Person 2 “wut?”
Person 1 “ lol i’m just taking a shit bro”
Person 2 “ oh ok bro”

Taking a shit by ToxjK December 16, 2018

Taking a shit 

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.

Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit

Taking a shit by Taking a shit June 21, 2023

Taking a shit 

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

Taking a shit by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

taking a shit in reverse 

Another phrase used to describe anal sex.

It's like taking a shit in reverse!

taking a shit in reverse by Jenny November 11, 2004

taking a shit or taking a dick 

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

taking a shit or taking a dick by ima90sbb September 20, 2009

I'm taking a shit 

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

I'm taking a shit by Nordgern August 19, 2017