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take care of 

To take care of. action. in other words, give a blowjob, [handjob, or to shag. Meaning to give sexual pleasure.
Matt to Abi: Love, you've been teasing me all night, the least you could do is take care of me.

take care of that ass 

when ya gonna let me take care of that ass?

take care of those flowers wrong number 

A line from "Flowers From 1970" that Dream said
Dream: Take care of those flowers wrong number

Take care of the kid 

To satisfy someone sexually; orally, usually to repay a favor.
"Sure I'll pay for your drinks, but you gotta Take care of the kid, know what I mean?
Take care of the kid by ArthurLange February 12, 2009

Take care of myself 

I was feeling horny so I took out my vibrator and went to the room to take care of myself.

take care of some very important business 

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.
Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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